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Archaeologist Joel Klenck: Prehistoric Site on Greater Mount Ararat Is 100% Noah's Ark Utilizing Deductivist Archaeological Method and Theory

Fri, 01 Mar 2024 12:08:00 -0600

Lighthouse Point, FL -- (ReleaseWire) -- 03/01/2024 -- Harvard University educated archaeologist, current president of the applied archaeology firm, PRC, Inc., non-profit Ararat Conservation, Inc., and former maritime executive, Joel Klenck, reports, "It is 100% certain that a prehistoric site is Noah's Ark, located in the southern gorge of greater Mount Ararat and dating to an interval within the Late Epipaleolithic period (13,100-9,600 BC). This site exhibits all traits of an ancient Trot-on / Trot-off maritime barge, being unlike all terrestrial structures."

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NYC Mayor Eric Adams Declares, by Official Proclamation, August 2nd, 2023, as "Global Forgiveness Day" in New York City.

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 10:30:00 -0500

New Jersey, NJ -- (ReleaseWire) -- 08/04/2023 -- Great News!! Six Cities and a State in the USA Declare 2nd August 2023 as Global Forgiveness Day, commemorating Revered Dada Vaswani’s Birthday.

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Archaeologist Joel Klenck Deciphers Noah's Ark Codex, Earliest Language, Revealing 7,112 Clean Animals & Birds and 39,035 Total Animals Survived Flood in 9,600 BC

Mon, 17 Apr 2023 10:52:00 -0500

Lighthouse Point, FL -- (ReleaseWire) -- 04/17/2023 -- Archaeologist Joel Klenck translates the Noah's Ark Codex, the earliest language from the Late Epipaleolithic Period (13,100-9,600 BC), and its images and symbols. Found within Noah’s Ark on greater Mount Ararat, the calf-skin parchment exhibits a language similar to Biblical Hebrew, reflects Ark accounts in Genesis and the Qur’an, indicates the number of clean animals and birds (7,112) and total animals (39,035) that survived the Flood, and shows the landing place of Noah’s Ark.

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Couples on 3rder App Keep Hormones Beyond the Match-Sparked Florida's Dating Revolution

Mon, 27 Mar 2023 12:15:00 -0500

New York, NY -- (ReleaseWire) -- 03/27/2023 -- We're witnessing the dawn of a new era of dating in Florida - and at the center of it all is a couples dating app: 3rder. Since 2017, 3rder has been steadily carving out a unique space, in the dating world.

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Archaeologist Joel Klenck: Noah's Ark Will Bring $38 Billion Dollars Per Year to Türkiye or Stone Age Pandemics

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 19:00:05 -0500

Lighthouse Point, FL -- (ReleaseWire) -- 06/06/2022 -- Archaeologist Joel Klenck describes how the rediscovered Noah’s Ark will provide $38 billion dollars per year of new revenue for the Republic of Türkiye because Noah’s Ark is a fact, a foundational account for three world religions, and solely Turkish. If unguarded, the PKK terrorist group will loot the Ark and spread Stone Age viruses and bacteria from thawing animal feces and other organic material within the Ark.

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South Main Baptist Church Welcomes New Minister

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 15:15:03 -0500

Houston, TX -- (ReleaseWire) -- 08/09/2022 -- On August 14th, South Main Baptist Church will welcome their new Minister of Music and Worship, Adam Cogliano. A "Welcome Back to Texas" reception will be held in Turner Fellowship Hall on August 14 at 12:15 PM to celebrate Adam and his wife Kelsey. In preparation for the event, the church is asking that attendees bring a gift card from their favorite Houston restaurant, sports team, theatre, zoo etc.. Gifts cards can be dropped off at the Welcome Center on August 14th. The cards will be collected and given to the Coglianos as a welcoming gift. This event is open to the public and everyone is invited to join in on the celebration!

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Archaeologist Joel Klenck Reports Discovery of Earliest Writing, Noah's Ark Codex, in Archaeological Context from Late Epipaleolithic Period (13,100 and 9,600 BC)

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 12:00:06 -0500

Lighthouse Point, FL -- (ReleaseWire) -- 09/30/2022 -- Archaeologist Joel Klenck reports that within Noah’s Ark on greater Mount Ararat, explorers retrieved a calf-skin parchment from Area A1, Locus 14, in an archaeological context from the Late Epipaleolithic Period (13,100 and 9,600 BC), exhibiting Paleo-Hebrew letters and numbers.

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Archaeologist Joel Klenck Reports Noah's Ark Will Bring $38 Billion Dollars Per Year to the Turkish Economy or Marxist Terrorism

Sat, 23 Jul 2022 10:15:02 -0500

Lighthouse Point, FL -- (ReleaseWire) -- 05/20/2022 -- Archaeologist Joel Klenck details how the rediscovered Noah’s Ark will provide $38 billion dollars per year of incremental revenue for the Republic of Turkey because Noah’s Ark is a fact, a foundational account to three world religions, and exclusively Turkish. If not protected, the Marxist PKK terrorist group will find and loot the Ark to support attacks against the Turkish military and civilians.

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Dates and Matches in 3joy - a Threesome Dating App for Non-Monogamy Surged 200% in the Last Year

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 12:10:01 -0600

New York, NY -- (ReleaseWire) -- 12/14/2021 -- The world has changed a lot in the past year, and finding open relationships online is still a popular trend as industries recover. 3joy, a threesome dating app for polygamists, has seen a huge increase in registration.

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The Satanic Temple Celebrates First Symbolic Satanic Monument on Public Property

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 13:05:00 -0500

Salem, MA -- (ReleaseWire) -- 07/08/2021 -- In response to a Supreme Court decision, The Satanic Temple has designated the 40-foot-tall Bladensburg Peace Cross in Maryland to be a Satanic icon. TST has updated the name of the monument as "The Bladensburg Satanic Peace Cross" and will be hosting a ritual in honor of Satanist veterans at the Bladensburg site on July 10 at 5:00 PM.

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Outpouring Art with Intentional Devotions

Wed, 24 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0500

Jonestown, TX -- (ReleaseWire) -- 03/24/2021 -- Over the years, before Ann starts to paint, she worships and prays the Lord to download in her heart His messages, trusting Him for the outpouring. She uses a heart and hands-on approach to her work, praying over each one and believing that each piece that is created is divinely inspired for a specific someone, and begins each blank canvas with a prayer or Scripture written on the canvas.

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Hurrian Flood Tablets from Thirteenth Century BC Mention Noah, Mount Ararat and Supreme Deity

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 13:29:00 -0500

Istanbul, Turkey -- (ReleaseWire) -- 03/23/2021 -- Archaeologist Joel Klenck reports Hurrian cuneiform tablets, from the Hittite capital Hattusas in archaeological contexts from the 13th century BC, mention an ancient global flood, Noah, Mount Ararat, and supreme deity, similar to accounts in the Bible and Quran.

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Akkadian Seals from 2,300 BC Reveal Noah's Ark on Greater Mount Ararat

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 09:26:00 -0600

Istanbul, Turkey -- (ReleaseWire) -- 02/16/2021 -- Archaeologist Joel Klenck exhibits Mesopotamian cylinder seals from the third millennium BC showing the location of Noah’s Ark, on a plateau beneath the summit, on the south side of greater Mount Ararat.

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Archaeologist Credits Tom Brady Senior with the Rediscovery of Noah's Ark

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 10:04:00 -0600

Istanbul, Turkey -- (ReleaseWire) -- 02/02/2021 -- Archaeologist states the father of Tom Brady, of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, gave him the impetus that led to the rediscovery of Noah’s Ark in the southern gorge of greater Mount Ararat.

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Revealing Noah's Ark: Armenian, Kurdish, and Iranian Attitudes Range from Fear to Joy

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 09:17:00 -0600

Istanbul, Turkey -- (ReleaseWire) -- 01/28/2021 -- Archaeologist describes the wide ranging emotions of Armenians, Kurds, and Iranians to the pending public exposure of Noah’s Ark, in the southern gorge of greater Mount Ararat in eastern Turkey. Here, attitudes vary from apocalyptic fear to ecstatic joy.

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Rediscovery of Noah's Ark Provides Insight to Modern Anatolian History and Reported Source of Kardashian Prosperity

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 09:30:00 -0600

Istanbul, Turkey -- (ReleaseWire) -- 01/25/2021 -- Archaeologist reports how Noah’s Ark impacted modern Anatolian history, at the turn of the twentieth century, and was a revenue source for some of the Armenian diaspora including an ancestor of the Kardashian family.

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Noah's Ark Concealed: Final Orders of Catholicos Mkrtich Khrimian in 1907

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 10:30:00 -0600

Istanbul, Turkey -- (ReleaseWire) -- 01/15/2021 -- Archaeologist reports how in the final year of his life, the Armenian Catholicos Mkrtich Khrimian (1820-1907) issued four orders regarding Noah’s Ark that continued to conceal the vessel in the southern gorge of greater Mount Ararat.

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Noah's Ark Aided Armenian Independence Initiatives in the Nineteenth Century

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 09:40:00 -0600

Istanbul, Turkey -- (ReleaseWire) -- 01/06/2021 -- Archaeologist details how the Armenian Apostolic Church and Catholicos Mkrtich Khrimian (1820-1907) used Noah’s Ark to support Armenian independence initiatives against the Ottoman Empire at the turn of the nineteenth century.

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Hiding Noah's Ark: Armenian Motives and Methods in the Modern Era

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 10:42:00 -0600

Istanbul, Turkey -- (ReleaseWire) -- 01/05/2021 -- Archaeologist reports on Armenian motives and methods, from the nineteenth century until today, to conceal the Ark of Noah, in the southern gorge of greater Mount Ararat. Armenians desired that Noah’s Ark remain a secret, despite the vessel’s accessibility, due to the Ark’s cultural and religious importance for Armenians.

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Armenian Concealment of Noah's Ark Began in 247 BC with the Mount Qardu 'Judi' Deception

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 10:14:00 -0600

Istanbul, Turkey -- (ReleaseWire) -- 12/14/2020 -- Archaeologist reports Armenian concealment of Noah's Ark began in 247 BC with a ruse on Mount Qardu or 'Judi', near the southern border of Armenia, to prevent incursions by the Parthian Empire and later cultures searching for Noah’s Ark, in the southern gorge of greater Mount Ararat in Armenia’s interior.

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Stalinist Purges Ensured Noah's Ark Remained a Secret

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 09:26:00 -0600

Istanbul, Turkey -- (ReleaseWire) -- 12/08/2020 -- Archaeologist reports Stalinist purges in Armenia during the 1930s prevented the rediscovery of Noah’s Ark in the southern gorge of greater Mount Ararat.

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Rejoice and Be "Glad in It" Chris Bender Debuts at #3 on Billboard Gospel Singles Sales Chart

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 11:41:00 -0500

Boston, MA -- (ReleaseWire) -- 08/05/2020 -- "Glad In It' features Bender's unmistakably smooth and articulate vocals alongside an incredible choir and top-notch production." – MusicExistence

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Basic Ppe Needed in the Urban Core

Tue, 23 Jun 2020 09:36:00 -0500

Cleveland, OH -- (ReleaseWire) -- 06/23/2020 -- Seniors and Families with Children in Cleveland’s Urban Core Need PPE As Ohio Re-Opens

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Drive Up Communion During Coronavirus

Sat, 04 Apr 2020 12:37:00 -0500

Sparta, MO -- (ReleaseWire) -- 04/04/2020 -- Efforts to mitigate the spread of the coronavirus has prompted the HOPE Church of Sparta to find creative ways to keep in touch and help their members and community. Like many houses of worship, HOPE of Sparta made the decision to cancel public services following public health officials' guidance.

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Dr. Patrick Oben Releases Article to Say Giving's Good But, the Prosperity Gospel Empire Should Fall

Tue, 17 Sep 2019 13:22:00 -0500

Ankeny, IA -- (ReleaseWire) -- 09/17/2019 -- A new article written by Dr. Patrick Oben comes to the fore to shed light on recent statements by renowned televangelist Benny Hinn. Formerly a proponent of what is now widely referenced as the Prosperity Gospel, Hinn recently told his followers that "miracles are not for sale." This quote is in response to prosperity preachers, himself included, who have made it a practice to ask their followers for money in exchange for God's blessings. To that end, Dr. Oben has released an informative article entitled, "4 Pillars that Carry the 'Prosperity Gospel' Empire."

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